1 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:22,880 - Oh. You all right? - All right? 2 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,520 - You just waiting for someone? - Yes. 3 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:32,359 I was going to say, actually, thanks for, er, clearing up the... 4 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:35,639 Well, clearing some of the stuff up from the front here. 5 00:00:35,640 --> 00:00:37,279 Yeah. Did Bev have a word? 6 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,399 - I don't think so. - Oh, right, OK. 7 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,879 Well, she said she was going to have a word, so... 8 00:00:41,880 --> 00:00:43,199 Oh. 9 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,959 Yeah, just about clearing the front here. 10 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,559 - I have. - Yes, no, I know. 11 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:52,399 Brilliant. Yeah. Fantastic. Just, er... 12 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:55,199 I just thought I saw a rat, you know. 13 00:00:55,200 --> 00:00:57,039 Thought you saw one? 14 00:00:57,040 --> 00:00:59,839 No, I did. Well, I did, you know, it was... 15 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,479 Well, it was either a rat or a big mouse. 16 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,000 Big mouse, probably. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:15,040 That oil slick's a bit annoying, isn't it? 18 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:20,199 Looks like a rabbit, from my house, if you can believe it. 19 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:24,399 Yeah, it's a big black rabbit at the end of my drive. 20 00:01:25,421 --> 00:01:26,440 Oh. 21 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,559 - What's this for? - Soil conditioner. 22 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:04,880 Compost. 23 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,000 Shite! 24 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,719 Hello, Michael. 25 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:53,559 Oh, hello, Bev. 26 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,799 Was that your daughter came round yesterday? 27 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,359 - I haven't got any kids, Bev. - Oh. 28 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:01,879 Who was that, then? She looked nice. 29 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:06,479 That was Kacey. She was just helping me with something. 30 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,239 - I could help. - Oh. Thanks, Bev. 31 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:12,519 I mean, if you needed help, I could help. 32 00:04:12,520 --> 00:04:14,359 I'm just stuck here all day. 33 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,960 Don't know what to do with myself half the time. 34 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:22,000 - See you later, Bev. - Bye, Michael. 35 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,800 Long bike. 36 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,840 Michael! Michael! 37 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,519 - Michael! - Morning, Brigham. 38 00:04:48,520 --> 00:04:50,959 Ha... L... Long bike? 39 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,639 Yes. Tandem. 40 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:55,559 For two people. 41 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,480 - Bike for two people. - See you later. 42 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:01,119 Michael! Michael! Mike! Mike! Mike! 43 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,840 - Yes? - Can I have a go? 44 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:08,960 Long bike. 45 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,920 - All right? - Yeah. Late. Has he noticed? 46 00:05:15,160 --> 00:05:16,919 Can I come round tonight and see the things? 47 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:18,679 What things? 48 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,999 "What things"? 49 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:23,359 The little fuckin' people you've got growing in jars. 50 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:26,039 Sh! God's sake. 51 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:29,199 They're not people, they're called homunculi 52 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:33,320 and I don't want anyone knowing about them, thank you very much! 53 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,719 Good morning, shoppers. 54 00:05:38,720 --> 00:05:43,839 Michael Sleep is growing three homunculi at home in his shed. 55 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:47,999 That's Michael Sleep, three homunculi, 56 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:52,400 in jars, in his shed. Thank you. 57 00:05:58,541 --> 00:06:00,882 _ 58 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,880 - Michael, why are you...? - Sh. 59 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,959 Michael, it's Roy, give us a ring back when you get this message. 60 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:16,119 Listen, mate, it wasn't me that came and visited your dad at the home. 61 00:06:16,120 --> 00:06:18,199 I don't know who it was but it wasn't me. 62 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,079 So you need to find out who's saying they're me. 63 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,999 - Who's Roy? - I've got to go. 64 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,880 - You've only just got here. - I've got to go to the nursing home. 65 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,999 - Well, don't bother coming back. - Oh, cheers, Gordon, 66 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,240 I really appreciate that. 67 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:05,280 Brigham! 68 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:28,559 - Here he is. Hello, son. - All right, Dad? 69 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,879 You out of breath? 70 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:34,239 Yeah, the, er... The car's out of action, I had to cycle. 71 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,919 Bloody 'ell, what've you got there? Is that a competition win? 72 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,519 Remote-controlled cars. Six of them. 73 00:07:40,520 --> 00:07:42,679 Well, you know what they say. You can't have too many 74 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,159 remote-controlled cars. 75 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:47,559 But I'm running out of space here. Will you take 'em? 76 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,319 You can give 'em to a charity shop, 77 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,526 or you might want to hold on to them yourself. 78 00:07:51,550 --> 00:07:52,456 Yeah, OK. 79 00:07:52,480 --> 00:07:56,639 Here, Dad, Hilary said that you had a visitor. 80 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,239 Do you remember? 81 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,799 Did she? 82 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:01,599 Yes, Dad, have a think. 83 00:08:01,600 --> 00:08:04,239 Someone came here to see you, to say hello, 84 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,399 can you remember who that might have been? 85 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,879 When was that, you say? 86 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,519 It must have been the day before yesterday. 87 00:08:10,520 --> 00:08:13,999 Was it Roy? Was it Clea's brother, Roy? 88 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,919 Oh, so it was. 89 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:20,399 Yeah, I didn't recognise him. Pretended I did, though. 90 00:08:20,400 --> 00:08:22,159 Fine bit of acting. 91 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,879 Have I ever met Roy? 92 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:26,599 Yes. Yes. You... You will have done, years ago. 93 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:29,073 You say you didn't recognise him? 94 00:08:29,098 --> 00:08:29,778 No. 95 00:08:29,803 --> 00:08:31,519 Have you got any idea what he wanted? 96 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:34,799 Er... can't say that I have. Er... 97 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:38,599 He was wittering on about something. Skirting around something or other. 98 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:43,119 Only Connect was on, so I wasn't really paying attention. 99 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:46,919 Anyway, how are the prophets? Have you buried them yet? 100 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:49,959 No, not yet. The manure was delivered this morning. 101 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:53,439 There's a ton of the stuff. I don't think the neighbours are very happy. 102 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,480 Sod 'em. 103 00:08:55,520 --> 00:08:57,200 Is everything OK? 104 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,960 Won't be a second, Dad. 105 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,640 All right. 106 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:08,759 - Hilary? - Is he all right? 107 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:11,959 You said my dad had a visitor. Yeah, Roy, wasn't it? 108 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,879 Now, do you remember what he looked like? 109 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,440 - Erm... - Here. 110 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,439 Now, that's an old photograph, but did he look anything like that? 111 00:09:22,440 --> 00:09:23,919 Oh... 112 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,560 No, I wouldn't say that was him. 113 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,439 Do you remember what he did look like? 114 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,719 Yeah, he was slight, 115 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,719 fair hair, small round glasses. 116 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,840 - Are you sure? - Yeah, he was wearing a flat cap. 117 00:09:42,840 --> 00:09:44,760 Is everything OK? 118 00:09:54,560 --> 00:09:58,319 Hi, hi, hello. Sorry I'm late. 119 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,759 Do you want anything? 120 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,279 Just a coffee, please, a black coffee. 121 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,159 No problem, I'll bring it over. 122 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:05,559 How are you? 123 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,879 Yeah. 124 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:10,359 I was just wondering if you had a chance to pass on my number 125 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:14,079 to Clea's partner. Hamish, isn't it? 126 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,679 Because I haven't heard anything. 127 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,759 Yeah, no, I haven't passed it on. 128 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,479 Oh, OK, it's just that, um, since we spoke 129 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,239 I've been thinking about that lock-up that Clea and I shared 130 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:25,359 and I remembered that there was a couple of things 131 00:10:25,360 --> 00:10:28,640 that belonged to me that I'd really like to get back. 132 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:31,440 Thanks. 133 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,559 It's Bea, isn't it? 134 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,839 Yeah. 135 00:10:35,840 --> 00:10:37,280 Is it, though? 136 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:42,479 - What do you mean? - I know you didn't know my sister, 137 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:44,799 so I'm wondering what else you're bullshitting about. 138 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,759 And I'm also wondering who your friend is, 139 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:50,200 trying to be inconspicuous sat at the table BEHIND ME! 140 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,560 - My name's Bob. - What the fuck's going on? 141 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:01,799 Your sister, Clea, 142 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,319 she was fencing stolen items 143 00:11:05,320 --> 00:11:10,239 for the man who owned the antiques market she traded at. 144 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,839 And who are you, the police? 145 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:17,479 We represent the people from whom the items were stolen. 146 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,559 Well, I don't believe your name is Bob, 147 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:21,479 and I don't believe your name is Bea, 148 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:23,799 and I don't believe that either of you represent the people 149 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,560 from whom the items were stolen. 150 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:30,799 But that's actually beside the point, isn't it? 151 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,759 What do you want from me? 152 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:39,799 We want to find something that, erm, we believe Clea was in possession of 153 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,119 when she went missing. 154 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:43,200 OK. 155 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,280 Well, now we're getting somewhere. 156 00:12:24,560 --> 00:12:25,800 Give us your phone. 157 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,399 - What's in the bag? - Nothing. Er, toys. 158 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,597 What's in it? 159 00:12:33,622 --> 00:12:37,280 Toys, toys, er, cars, take it, it's yours, it's yours. 160 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:43,319 Presents? 161 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,919 Maybe, yeah. 162 00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,279 Who for? 163 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,280 I don't know. Children? 164 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,960 What's your name? 165 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,520 Are you...? 166 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,839 What are you doing round here? 167 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:15,040 Just, er, you know, delivering presents. 168 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:20,279 But... is it Christmas? 169 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,399 No, not yet, I'm, er... I'm just... 170 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:25,119 You know, I'm starting early, because there's lots to do 171 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,479 - when the time comes. - Where's your red suit? 172 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:31,119 That's at home. I don't put that on till nearer the time, 173 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:33,759 in case I get spotted. You know, it wouldn't do, would it, 174 00:13:33,760 --> 00:13:36,080 for me to get recognised too early. 175 00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:39,879 - I recognised you, didn't I? - You did. 176 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:43,319 - I knew who you were. - Don't tell anyone, will you? 177 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:45,199 I won't tell anyone. 178 00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:46,360 Thank you. 179 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,719 I, erm... 180 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,199 I... 181 00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:53,759 - I don't usually do this. - I know, mate, I know. 182 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,279 I was just desperate. 183 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:58,639 - I wasn't going to hurt you... - I know. I know, I know. 184 00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,039 I know, it's all right. You see, I-I know 185 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,239 who's been naughty or nice 186 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:05,279 and I know that you're not normally naughty. 187 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,759 I'm not. 188 00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:08,079 I know. 189 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,879 Usually a good lad, aren't you? 190 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,200 Yeah, I am. 191 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,279 I just... 192 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:18,279 Hey. Hey, don't worry. 193 00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:20,559 Erm, can I...? 194 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,760 Er, yeah. 195 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:28,959 Oh, that's for you. 196 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,320 I'm sorry it's not wrapped. 197 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,959 Could I, erm...? 198 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:38,079 Would it be all right to get my phone back? 199 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,719 Yeah, yeah, sorry. 200 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:44,199 Cheers. Erm, you are... 201 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:48,519 - Rupert. - Rupert! Rupert. Little Rupert. 202 00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,400 Well, erm... Well, cheerio, then. 203 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:04,559 Thank you! 204 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,960 Merry Christmas! 205 00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,640 Ho, ho, ho! 206 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,799 A book. 207 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,959 A bird book. 208 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,599 What's it called? 209 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:21,679 The Birds Of America. 210 00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,799 - The Birds Of America? - Yes. 211 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,800 Shall we have a little look on the internet? 212 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:31,719 Ah, I got it. 213 00:15:31,720 --> 00:15:36,519 "It has been estimated that five out of the ten highest prices ever paid 214 00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,119 "for a book, adjusted for inflation, 215 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:44,799 "were for John James Audubon's The Birds Of America. 216 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:50,359 "The most recently discovered copy was sold at auction in 2019 for... 217 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,840 "$6.6 million." 218 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,279 So that's quite a lot, then, isn't it? 219 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,759 Right. Let's be honest with each other. 220 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,999 Don't pretend to me that you're a keen ornithologist. 221 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,959 Now that I know what you're looking for, 222 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:12,560 I'll find it. Then, when I sell it, I'll give you some of the money. 223 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,839 How much? 224 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,360 Do you know what, Bob? That's a bloody good point. 225 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,280 We should discuss that. 226 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,839 All right? 227 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,839 - You didn't come back to work. - No, 228 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,199 Gordon gave me the rest of the day off. 229 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,231 Are you sure? 230 00:16:41,305 --> 00:16:43,509 Yeah. He said, "Don't bother coming back." 231 00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,319 I don't think he was trying be helpful, mate. 232 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,359 I think I got the wrong end of the stick. 233 00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,079 Well, he told me to tell you that you'd better come in tomorrow 234 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,919 - or you're fired. - Righto. 235 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,600 Shovelling shit? 236 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,599 Mm-hm. 237 00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,999 Do you need some help? 238 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,440 Yeah. Go on, then. 239 00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:13,680 Hello. Are you OK? I'm Kacey. 240 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:32,879 Michael, what are we doing? 241 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:34,959 Have to bury the jars. 242 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,799 - In shit? - Yes. 243 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:37,790 Why? 244 00:17:37,815 --> 00:17:41,119 Because that's what it says in the instructions. 245 00:17:41,120 --> 00:17:43,839 It's to grow them on to the state of divination. 246 00:17:43,840 --> 00:17:45,999 - To keep 'em warm? - Partly. 247 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,359 Ah, can't we just put them in the airing cupboard? 248 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,159 Airing cupboard! What century are you from? 249 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:52,800 Yeah, says the alchemist. 250 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,760 Evening, Your Majesties. 251 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,559 God, they've grown since last time. 252 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:21,319 What's this one? 253 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,999 That's a seraph, it's a type of angel. 254 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,199 The highest rank of angel. 255 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,239 Didn't know angels had different ranks. 256 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,599 Yeah, seraphim, they're right at the top, just below God. 257 00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:33,159 According to Wikipedia. 258 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:35,559 One of their jobs is to fly around God's throne, 259 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:38,039 crying, "Holy, holy, holy!" 260 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:40,039 - That could get annoying. - Couldn't it, though? 261 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:43,199 No wonder He's so angry so much of the time. 262 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:45,040 It says we've got to wear robes. 263 00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:48,999 - Those are dressing gowns. - They're robes. Bathrobes. 264 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:51,640 - Are you serious? - Kacey, I don't make the rules. 265 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:26,199 Sacris solemniis iuncta sint gaudia, 266 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:30,799 et ex praecordiis sonent praeconia. 267 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,119 Recedant vetera, 268 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:37,759 nova sint omnia, 269 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,639 corda, voces, 270 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,480 et opera. 271 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,039 Got any booze? 272 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,320 Booze? No. 273 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:06,279 Well, do you fancy a beer? I'll run to the garage. 274 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,320 Yeah, OK. 275 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,999 Here. 276 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:13,200 Cheers. 277 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,719 Oh! Hello. 278 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,079 Hiya. 279 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,639 You're Michael's girlfriend. 280 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,999 Girl...? No. No. Erm, we're just... We're just friends. 281 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:51,719 Oh, sorry. I'm Bev, I live next door. 282 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,999 Oh, right, hi. Kacey. 283 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,840 - Nice to meet you, Kacey. - Nice to meet you, Bev. 284 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,679 Are you just grabbing some beers? 285 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,879 Yeah, you know... 286 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:07,520 Yeah. Thirsty work. All that shovelling. 287 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,199 - Yeah. - Yeah. 288 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,719 He's nice, isn't he, Michael? 289 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:17,159 - Yeah. - Yeah, he is nice. 290 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:20,039 He's interesting, isn't he? 291 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:24,759 He's always got some project on the go, you know, in that shed of his. 292 00:21:25,466 --> 00:21:29,999 Yeah, I'm always wondering what he's up to in there. 293 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,439 Yeah. 294 00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,079 Anyways, I'd better be off. 295 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:35,959 It was lovely to meet you... 296 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,479 - Bev. Beverley. - Bev. Lovely to meet you, Bev. 297 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:40,199 Have a good night. 298 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,440 See ya. 299 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,239 That kid 300 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:55,319 who cycles round and round your road? 301 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:58,000 - Elliot. - What's his story? 302 00:21:59,360 --> 00:22:00,880 He's just a teenager. 303 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,439 Do you ever talk to him? 304 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,959 Nah, not for years. 305 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,200 He used to be a cute kid. 306 00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:13,439 You should speak to him. 307 00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:15,239 Why? 308 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:16,599 Because. 309 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,839 I mean, he's obviously struggling with summat. 310 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,759 He's like a caged animal, riding round and round like that. 311 00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:25,119 It's... It's sad. 312 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:26,999 - I wouldn't know what to say. - Hmm. 313 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,200 Well, you could start with, "Hello." 314 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,159 Right. Can I use your loo? 315 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,039 What for? 316 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:41,239 What do you mean, what for? What do you think? 317 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,759 Well, didn't you go before you came? 318 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:45,279 Are you serious? 319 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,239 - It's just, I don't usually... - You don't usually what? 320 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:50,239 I don't usually let people go in the house. 321 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,360 Well, I need the loo, so... 322 00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,279 - Is it a number one or a number two? - Don't be a prick, Michael. 323 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,039 - Yes, OK. - Thank you. 324 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:03,199 - Ah, eh, it's upstairs. But don't... - Don't what? 325 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:06,240 I don't know. But don't look around. 326 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,879 - All right? - Yeah. 327 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,491 Did you find it all right? 328 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:54,515 Yeah, top of the stairs, like you said. 329 00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:03,959 - What's in the boxes? - So you had a look around, then? 330 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,159 Mate, I didn't go rifling through your stuff, I just went to the loo 331 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:09,000 and saw a shit ton of boxes. 332 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:18,479 Hey, you know what I told you the other day? 333 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,959 About wanting to be in Neighbours? 334 00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:23,599 - What, have you got an audition? - No. 335 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,999 What would yours be? A dream job. 336 00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,679 Ah. 337 00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:31,559 - I'd live on an island. - You do live on an island. 338 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:35,360 A tiny island. And I would count seagulls. 339 00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:38,839 - Is that a job? - Yeah. 340 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:42,039 I used to do conservation work. As a volunteer. 341 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:44,519 That's where Clea and I met, 342 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,959 one summer on a trip monitoring birds 343 00:24:46,960 --> 00:24:49,879 on this little island off the Welsh coast. 344 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:53,159 A couple of years later, we applied to be wardens of this place 345 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,759 up in Scotland. We were accepted. 346 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,160 But, er... 347 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,559 - But what? - Well, it didn't happen. 348 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:05,320 Clea wasn't well enough. She had... 349 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:09,080 She was fragile. 350 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,520 They're not mine. 351 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,719 The boxes. 352 00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,120 It's all Clea's. 353 00:25:23,120 --> 00:25:25,479 She had a stall at an antiques fair. 354 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:27,279 It's all her stuff. 355 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,439 Stock. Second-hand books. 356 00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:32,920 - How big was this stall? - Well... 357 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:38,519 Couple of years after she went, I got a call from this storage place. 358 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:41,319 They said, "There's unpaid bills." So I went along, 359 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:43,719 there were three lock-ups full. 360 00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:46,360 I couldn't afford the payments, so I brought it all here. 361 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,439 That's a lot to unpack. 362 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,519 I'm not going to unpack it, it's not mine. 363 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,919 I meant, like, emotionally. 364 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:55,400 So did I. 365 00:25:57,120 --> 00:25:59,519 Sorry, you obviously don't want to talk about it. 366 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,559 No. No. Kacey... 367 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:04,799 ..I do want to talk about her. 368 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:10,480 I don't ever get to talk about her, and I miss her so much. 369 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,680 When did she go? 370 00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760 - Christmas Eve. - Oh... 371 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:24,920 Nearly seven years ago. 372 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,079 She just didn't come home. 373 00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,560 They found her car on the Severn Bridge. 374 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,639 I'd prepared a surprise for her. 375 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,480 It was a trip back in time to her best-ever Christmas. 376 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,319 For a week she was banned from going in the lounge, 377 00:26:45,320 --> 00:26:48,439 while I set it all up, from a photo. 378 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:51,480 But she didn't get to see it. 379 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,239 - What happened to it all? - It's still there. 380 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:00,360 It's waiting for her to come home. 381 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,920 Can I see it? 382 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,880 No-one's ever seen it. 383 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,760 Can I see it? 384 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,960 Oh, my God. 385 00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:35,600 This is incredible. 386 00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,680 Michael, this is... brilliant. 387 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:52,640 Ow. 388 00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:58,480 Night, Elliot. 389 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,679 ♪ I know 390 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,159 ♪ We're older now 391 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:08,480 ♪ And lost again 392 00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:13,839 ♪ Down at 393 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:16,679 ♪ The cul-de-sac 394 00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,600 ♪ You lived, my friend 395 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,359 ♪ I put the kettle on 396 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:26,599 ♪ The wise man's song 397 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,160 ♪ For you... ♪ 398 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:30,184 _